A massive cliche finds himself inside a standard plot with little to no surprises with utterly unrealistic and possibly substandard, albeit erotic, experiences. BE EXCITEMENT!
This is the obligatory non-sexy beginning. Trust me, we will have sexy fun stuff next time. It's already written, just not edited properly.
I also have a fairly finite ending in mind so this won't go on forever like some other stuff.
All names are chosen at complete random and in no way portray any real person, living or dead.